Derrick Williams, a bull with a jump shot, is the best player in 2011 draft and the Timberwolves chose him with the 2nd overall pick. Kyrie Irving goes to the Cavs (#1) because they have a shortage at the point guard position: Byron Davis, Daniel Gibson, Ramon Sessions. Bismack Blyombo was drafted at number 7 before Brandon Knight of Kentucky. Who the eff is Bismack Blyombo? Word on the street is he couldn’t make a bucket if he was alone in the gym. Jimmer Fredette gets traded from the Bucks to the Kings. Polygamy is reinstituted in Sacramento, ticket sales spike mostly due to single women in their early twenties. The Pacers refuse to draft a household name for the billionth time. After picking Kemba Walker the Bobcats found a way to make their team worse by drafting a future assistant coach in Tobias Harris. Then there are all the players that stayed 3+ years in college that didn’t get drafted like David Lightly, Kalin Lucas, Jamie Skeen, and Jacob Pullen. What does that mean? The NBA punishes you for staying in school. Way to bend college basketball over a dirty toilet bowl.
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